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yongmuney:

this is an appreciation post for anyone who has ever tolerated me

(via astoundly)

tongue-toyed:

i never really liked

my name

much

until i found out

what it tastes like

when you write it in frosting

on top of a cake

(Source: your-scallywag, via confirmance)

hvngers:

"i shouldn’t eat this" I say as I shove it into my mouth

(Source: hvngers, via inbalanced)

aflockofseagulls:

let’s play a game called “how much of this homework can i do in school tomorrow”

(Source: armisael, via happiest)

mylifeasafeminista:

daily reminder that it is okay to put yourself first

(via bullied)

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

(via parkingstrange)

snorlaxatives:

sometimes in life you’re faced with really tough decisions 

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(Source: snorlaxatives, via greetings)

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